The official language of LACES Untied will be changed from English to Latin. As LACES is a storied and academic institution, we have decided that Latin is a more dignified and respectable language.
All headlines will be written in Comic Sans. We decided a more fun and engaging font would increase readability.
Periods will no longer be used to punctuate sentences, only interrobangs. We find this more accurately captures our excitement in sharing campus news.
The paper must include a quote from Mr. Noguchi to be considered complete.
Games page will replace news, feature, and sports, spanning three spreads